Week 31-32- The Hudson Awards

Most Interesting Part of Class- Give it up for Jesse Swanson! This man has continuously not failed to make this class something else. Weather it's screaming "B!" or yelling in Ethan's ear this man hasn't failed to provide excitement. Here are some words from the winner himself, "You can tell its cold outside by how cold it is."... Mesmerizing.. truly mesmerizing.
Least Favorite Part of Class- Nothing I didn't like really, but I don't like speeches!
Hardest Laugh- I don't really remember but something along the lines of anything Jesse has said, all the not so harsh but painful things we've told Trey, and Ethan saying "jimminy crickets!" or "Gooood Gravy!"
Favorite Memory- Just everything! Bro I'm graduating in like a week... I'm going to miss the good times I've had.
Best Thing About Hudson as a Teacher- You taught us... Just like a good teacher should do! Oh and also you actually open up to Ethan, Jesse, and I's terrible humor!
Make the class better- No essays, speeches, books. More midweeks to ruin these kids lives!
Final Comments- Thanks for being a halfway decent teacher! jk I'll have many memories thanks to you and your classes! Keep on killing future generations for me!

Week 30- Wills

Alright first off I would leave myself back so Brody could still have a track buddy. But now on a different note I would make a list of people who don't deserve my locker. I mean that thing is straight up garbage. Then I wouldn't pass down my basketball jersey and instead the school would have it retired and framed in the gym. I would then make a lottery to all the juniors for $5 a ticket, to see who could win all my notes from Burris' class, because then you could watch everyone else write the notes as you sit back and chill like a champion.

Week 29- Survival of the students

Alright I feel like this is the third time I've done this, but whatever... hey seniors listen to my advice. I think I told you to disrespect Hudson last year so keep doing that. But for rizzle you need to pass your classes in order to get out of here. Don't drop out either... what's the point? Please do a sport! It's not just killing yourself, but to have fun and do something! (If you're over 6 feet tall play basketball) Just doing something for the school in general will help pass the year by. If you don't do anything then your year will be boring and long. Yeah so that's about it... get your stuff done and be active in school groups/sports.

Week 28- Weird Compliments

I don't really remember any specific compliments besides one that I got at a track meet one time. I remember the person told me I had nice calves and I was all like.. "uhhh thanks I guess". Other than that I don't think I've had any strange compliments other than anything Jesse has said to me. I mean that kid would compliment your bellybutton for some reason. I guess I remember that when I was young everyone thought that I had really soft hands... and that's pretty true to this day as well. I don't know if that's a compliment though rather just someone just being fascinated by my hands. That's it though yo.

Week 27- Why do these all involve DeLoreans?

When I'm older I want to be a computer scientist. This would be a great job since I would be getting paid cash money. That's all anybody wants from jobs now a days anyways... but I would also enjoy it so thats a plus. One day I would become so rich that I could buy a DeLorean that could possibly stop time in place. Yeah that would be something else. Some skills for the job would be working well with others, creativity, and computer skills (you don't say?) Yup so I would be a computer scientist so I could get a DeLorean. Once I get a DeLorean then I'll retire.

Week 26- I still have a DeLorean

Alright the talking clock is now a DeLorean and I still have possession of it. Since I have this wonderful device to stop time I would do the 100 meter dash and stop time at the start until I finished so I ran a 2.3 second 100. Yes that beats the world record be about 7 seconds. Also I would go back in time to the point where Jesse was born so I could cradle him when he was a baby. To bad he's an ugly baby. Then I would stop time so that I never age again and no one else ever moves again. It would be pretty cool being the only living being to walk.

Week 25- I have a DeLorean

Alright so one day I was walking in the streets of Chicago (one week from today), and suddenly a beautiful DeLorean strode up next to me. The man named Stone, what a coincidence, told me he had urgent news of the senior trip. He told me I had to make sure Jesse yelled as frequently as he did at the beginning of the year. He told me that when we were on the trip that since he didn't yell one time, Ethan was murdered. He had no time to explain and zoomed off into what looked like nowhere. I completely disregarded him because I thought he was a psycho maniac. Turns out a few months later he was right and Ethan was tragically killed.