Week 13- *Ethan's voice* "You Turkey!"

Being the thick juicy big turkey on campus I have to be careful about those big 2-legged beasts. I sometimes think to myself... Wow I can't believe I've lived to be 1 year old. I sit at my favorite tree all day since I'm a wild turkey and can't do things like humans can. Like literally all I can do is sit a my favorite tree and eat acorns or whatever turkeys eat nowadays. So yeah about the massacre I'm a republiturkey hence I don't care about the murder of our kind. That's about all I have to say about that. Stupid turkeys if they wanna live then they have to avoid the humans.
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Week 12- Stonethanball

Alright so I made this new sport that involves raids on public homes near yours! This new sport includes who can steal the most items, how fast they can do it, and how stealthy they were to achieve these items.The only catch is if you're are caught then you will either be shown to the nearest police station/military zone, or you will be clubbed and/or shot on point. Thrilling footage can be found of the new sport on Youtube under the search... Idiots try to raid a hillbillies house! This sport has been nominated to be played during the Olympics and is quickly growing in popularity to worthless scrubs. If you want to help make this go viral please post this on your Facebook wall and twitter page! #trend
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Week 11- The Chicken Crossed the Road because...

So get this... the chicken crossed the road simply because he had too! It was one regular evening at the chicken school when the teacher, an extremely aged hen, said to the class, "We're going to go outside today class. We are going to learn about outdoor safety today!" Every little chicken was so excited to get out of the dreaded classroom and do something fun. Upon walking outside there was a massive sized Ocelot ready to pounce on the puny chickens. He ate all of them with no hesitation, but at the last second the chicken crossed the road to save himself... But he got hit by a semi so it didn't really matter did it?
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Week 10-Regional Finals

They were standing there waiting to battle for the Regional Banner, Chucky ready to eliminate his arch-foe... Jaws! Both having outstanding track records it's hard to tell which man will reign victorious! Jaws has been known for his swift battle speed and his oh so deadly bite attack. While on the other hand Chucky is known for his power of stealth and inconvenient jump scares! They were focused on each other giving each other the gnarliest stares ever. The announcer started his countdown, "3..." Chucky began to feel very nervous, "2..." Jaws knew he had this one in the bags, "1..." The crowd feel silent, "Fight!" The announcer yelled. Almost immediately Jaws dropped dead since he is a shark and he had been out of water for about 3 minutes. Chucky is the champion and he is now officially the scariest villain ever!
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