Being the thick juicy big turkey on campus I have to be careful about those big 2-legged beasts. I sometimes think to myself... Wow I can't believe I've lived to be 1 year old. I sit at my favorite tree all day since I'm a wild turkey and can't do things like humans can. Like literally all I can do is sit a my favorite tree and eat acorns or whatever turkeys eat nowadays. So yeah about the massacre I'm a republiturkey hence I don't care about the murder of our kind. That's about all I have to say about that. Stupid turkeys if they wanna live then they have to avoid the humans.
#keepreadingthishashtagandyoulleventuallyrealizeimjustsayingtreyislame
This turkey must be related to Confucius because that's one of the most gosh-danged smartest turkeys I've ever read about, seen, or talked to.
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