Week 31-32- The Hudson Awards

Most Interesting Part of Class- Give it up for Jesse Swanson! This man has continuously not failed to make this class something else. Weather it's screaming "B!" or yelling in Ethan's ear this man hasn't failed to provide excitement. Here are some words from the winner himself, "You can tell its cold outside by how cold it is."... Mesmerizing.. truly mesmerizing.
Least Favorite Part of Class- Nothing I didn't like really, but I don't like speeches!
Hardest Laugh- I don't really remember but something along the lines of anything Jesse has said, all the not so harsh but painful things we've told Trey, and Ethan saying "jimminy crickets!" or "Gooood Gravy!"
Favorite Memory- Just everything! Bro I'm graduating in like a week... I'm going to miss the good times I've had.
Best Thing About Hudson as a Teacher- You taught us... Just like a good teacher should do! Oh and also you actually open up to Ethan, Jesse, and I's terrible humor!
Make the class better- No essays, speeches, books. More midweeks to ruin these kids lives!
Final Comments- Thanks for being a halfway decent teacher! jk I'll have many memories thanks to you and your classes! Keep on killing future generations for me!

Week 30- Wills

Alright first off I would leave myself back so Brody could still have a track buddy. But now on a different note I would make a list of people who don't deserve my locker. I mean that thing is straight up garbage. Then I wouldn't pass down my basketball jersey and instead the school would have it retired and framed in the gym. I would then make a lottery to all the juniors for $5 a ticket, to see who could win all my notes from Burris' class, because then you could watch everyone else write the notes as you sit back and chill like a champion.

Week 29- Survival of the students

Alright I feel like this is the third time I've done this, but whatever... hey seniors listen to my advice. I think I told you to disrespect Hudson last year so keep doing that. But for rizzle you need to pass your classes in order to get out of here. Don't drop out either... what's the point? Please do a sport! It's not just killing yourself, but to have fun and do something! (If you're over 6 feet tall play basketball) Just doing something for the school in general will help pass the year by. If you don't do anything then your year will be boring and long. Yeah so that's about it... get your stuff done and be active in school groups/sports.

Week 28- Weird Compliments

I don't really remember any specific compliments besides one that I got at a track meet one time. I remember the person told me I had nice calves and I was all like.. "uhhh thanks I guess". Other than that I don't think I've had any strange compliments other than anything Jesse has said to me. I mean that kid would compliment your bellybutton for some reason. I guess I remember that when I was young everyone thought that I had really soft hands... and that's pretty true to this day as well. I don't know if that's a compliment though rather just someone just being fascinated by my hands. That's it though yo.

Week 27- Why do these all involve DeLoreans?

When I'm older I want to be a computer scientist. This would be a great job since I would be getting paid cash money. That's all anybody wants from jobs now a days anyways... but I would also enjoy it so thats a plus. One day I would become so rich that I could buy a DeLorean that could possibly stop time in place. Yeah that would be something else. Some skills for the job would be working well with others, creativity, and computer skills (you don't say?) Yup so I would be a computer scientist so I could get a DeLorean. Once I get a DeLorean then I'll retire.

Week 26- I still have a DeLorean

Alright the talking clock is now a DeLorean and I still have possession of it. Since I have this wonderful device to stop time I would do the 100 meter dash and stop time at the start until I finished so I ran a 2.3 second 100. Yes that beats the world record be about 7 seconds. Also I would go back in time to the point where Jesse was born so I could cradle him when he was a baby. To bad he's an ugly baby. Then I would stop time so that I never age again and no one else ever moves again. It would be pretty cool being the only living being to walk.

Week 25- I have a DeLorean

Alright so one day I was walking in the streets of Chicago (one week from today), and suddenly a beautiful DeLorean strode up next to me. The man named Stone, what a coincidence, told me he had urgent news of the senior trip. He told me I had to make sure Jesse yelled as frequently as he did at the beginning of the year. He told me that when we were on the trip that since he didn't yell one time, Ethan was murdered. He had no time to explain and zoomed off into what looked like nowhere. I completely disregarded him because I thought he was a psycho maniac. Turns out a few months later he was right and Ethan was tragically killed.

Week 24- Toy Time

I had many favorite toys when I was a little tyke. It all started off when i was a lil baby Stone, and my favorite thing to do was make Thomas the Train tracks across entire rooms. I was a master builder from day one and absolutely love to design my own tracks. Next were my hot wheels and boy were those fun little guys to me. I had this thing that launched cars out across the room, and I would always launch every car out and see who won. Then as I grew older I played Playstaion and whatever.

Week 23- Dubai is my spirit Location

Alright so I have this really cool modern city fetish with Dubai. I really want to visit this place mostly because of the insanely diverse architecture. From the Burg Khalifa, the biggest building in the world, to the Burj Al Arab, which has a tennis court on the roof. I mean it's straight up awesome!

Look at that tennis court it's so friggin neat! Not to mention this cities placement is so cool. It literally looks like a huge city, but right when you reach the cities end it goes straight into the dessert. And a place with a huge beach for the Persian Gulf is pretty dope. I'd like to be that guy that says, "Yeah I just swam in the Persian Gulf... pretty dope right?" That's why Dubai is my spirit location.

Week 22- Linkage Songs

I don't think I grow any kinds of emotions towards songs, but however I really do enjoy them and listen to them often. I'd definitely say the Take On Me by A Ha is my favorite song ever created. I mean seriously! Who couldn't enjoy this freaking song! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3PAwp_1wYz8... You're welcome for that link to beauty. Anyways back to the songs I like the song (Everythig I do) I do it for you by Bryan Adams. That's also a very lovely song, but I'm not providing a link since nobody is going to watch it anyways. So those are my two favorite songs that if you haven't heard them you should check them out.

Week 21- Fictional Love (With a twist)

Alright so Hudson said this could be about real life as well... so I'm going to tell you the story of Methan Mulz and Pophia Pebman. They met in a magical kingdom, far far away from humanity, known as Lowpoint Washburn High School, which is truly whimsical. It all started with Methan struggling to spit out to her, "erm.. uh.. Hi." This was the beginning of a new beauty known as Methan and Pophia. They from there on did everything together from saving LW from crippling debt to parachuting of the top of Pophia's home. This truly my favorite relationship to observe ever! (That didn't sound creepy)  

Week 20-My Family

So my family if you haven't figured out yet is really into sports... I feel like that's so obvious to the point where I shouldn't have told you.

if there's one thing true about my family we won't be voting for this man any time soon! He's litteraly dumb.. *insert political debate below*
We are def. a dog family... we have 2 lil stinkers, but we love them!


My family really eats healthy and have good diets! (with the exception of me..)

Overall we're actually a very intelligent bunch. As dysfunctional as we can get we still know what we are doing. Except Madison she has no clue where she is half the time.

Week 19- It's a Giraffe! (Patrick Star quote)

So as the title of the blog dictates I am going to be in fact a honey badger. He really don't care he's a honey badger. But no for real the honey badgers are insane! They will pretty much fight anything like venomous snakes and entire hives of bees. The venom only makes the badger pass out and after that he's fine pretty much making him untouchable. So being an unkillable, fearless, murdering machine would be pretty cool. Oh and they look adorable! I mean seriously how could you not try to pet one of these guys. Honey badger don't care.

Week 18- Good Vibes

What really gives me good vibes would be Star Wars. Thats pretty much it. I guess I could include my bestest of friends in this as well. Not naming though cause that's daRUDE sandstorm (I capitalized rude for those of you who don't understand.) Sports of any sort really make me a happy mamba gamba as well... Da Bears are kinda great tbh. Ice Storms make me happy because I don't get power for 2 days, and I begin to think I'm a settler in Egypt.. but Egypt's really cold that day. Thats about it for my loves of the world. FIN
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Week 17- Food Network

So my fellow high schoolers and I have been chosen to be a part of the food network live stream 24/7 show named... LW High-School.. they chose us for our strange need of food at all times of the year (we know it's true.) We've been hired to discuss teen related drug problems, and why they effect how teens eat... because all adults think we do drugs cause stereotypes. Once they learn that all we actually do is eat and nothing else they will probably want nothing to do with our uselessness. Even though they will love the tips that we give on drugs and all they do is give you the munchies. At least we know that much I guess.
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