Week 16-Reflector Deflector!(Spongebob refrence)

Did you know on leap year there is more than 525,600 minutes? Now to the actual blog prompt... I feel like I've completely changed as a person, in looks that is. Still as humorous as usual, however I can grow a nice ole' beard now. I can't believe at this point last year I was a junior though! I think nothing has changed in the course of my friendships or really anything for that matter. I still dislike Hudson and love the way Fahs coaches my team! So yeah in conclusion all I can do differently is grow a beard... #2015
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Week 15-Uneducated stoopids

I know these guys in Georgia that cry every time they don't get snow so I will explain this natural phenomenon for them. This white stuff falls from the sky. That's the only thing I can explain of it tbh. Now something they didn't know was that snow can actually accumulate to over 1.5 inches in Illinois! Snow can actually be walked in and create deep snowprints! It's pretty crazy actually... not to mention that it also stays on roads (who snow plows 89 anyways?) Anyways guys if you didn't know about snow... well you probably still don't.
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Week 14- FBI mission

So I walk in the club like what up I'm a secret operative. I'm so pumped up to shoot some terrorists in Jesse's shop. No seriously though I did walk in this club with my operative group named #squad consisting of Jesse, Miranda, Methan Mulz, and myself. While hiding behind cover we told Jesse to advance towards the terrorists while we cover him. Joke was on him we just let him get shot and killed. Next we three amigos went ahead and killed the terrorists to find a bomb hooked up. The timer was set at 3 seconds, but due to her quick reflexes and bomb knowledge Miranda defused the bomb. Methan and I on the other hand didn't really do anything at all.
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Week 13- *Ethan's voice* "You Turkey!"

Being the thick juicy big turkey on campus I have to be careful about those big 2-legged beasts. I sometimes think to myself... Wow I can't believe I've lived to be 1 year old. I sit at my favorite tree all day since I'm a wild turkey and can't do things like humans can. Like literally all I can do is sit a my favorite tree and eat acorns or whatever turkeys eat nowadays. So yeah about the massacre I'm a republiturkey hence I don't care about the murder of our kind. That's about all I have to say about that. Stupid turkeys if they wanna live then they have to avoid the humans.
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Week 12- Stonethanball

Alright so I made this new sport that involves raids on public homes near yours! This new sport includes who can steal the most items, how fast they can do it, and how stealthy they were to achieve these items.The only catch is if you're are caught then you will either be shown to the nearest police station/military zone, or you will be clubbed and/or shot on point. Thrilling footage can be found of the new sport on Youtube under the search... Idiots try to raid a hillbillies house! This sport has been nominated to be played during the Olympics and is quickly growing in popularity to worthless scrubs. If you want to help make this go viral please post this on your Facebook wall and twitter page! #trend
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Week 11- The Chicken Crossed the Road because...

So get this... the chicken crossed the road simply because he had too! It was one regular evening at the chicken school when the teacher, an extremely aged hen, said to the class, "We're going to go outside today class. We are going to learn about outdoor safety today!" Every little chicken was so excited to get out of the dreaded classroom and do something fun. Upon walking outside there was a massive sized Ocelot ready to pounce on the puny chickens. He ate all of them with no hesitation, but at the last second the chicken crossed the road to save himself... But he got hit by a semi so it didn't really matter did it?
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Week 10-Regional Finals

They were standing there waiting to battle for the Regional Banner, Chucky ready to eliminate his arch-foe... Jaws! Both having outstanding track records it's hard to tell which man will reign victorious! Jaws has been known for his swift battle speed and his oh so deadly bite attack. While on the other hand Chucky is known for his power of stealth and inconvenient jump scares! They were focused on each other giving each other the gnarliest stares ever. The announcer started his countdown, "3..." Chucky began to feel very nervous, "2..." Jaws knew he had this one in the bags, "1..." The crowd feel silent, "Fight!" The announcer yelled. Almost immediately Jaws dropped dead since he is a shark and he had been out of water for about 3 minutes. Chucky is the champion and he is now officially the scariest villain ever!
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Week 9-#TeamHudson

Here is my top 10 list on why I'm #TeamHudson!
10. Ms. Hudson has proved to me that she has respect for me 24/7, unlike Fahs who has respect half the month.
9. I've never had a Fahs class so it's only fair you know.
8. I do community service for Hudson (don't know why I included this tbh.)
7. I have many quotes from Hudson, but none from Fahs.
6. Hudson was from Chicago... yeah it's smoggy but very nice!
5. Her classes are very EZ to get away with shooting bow an darrows.
4. She has a black friend named Jen
3. She has a brother that I have met before.
2. Her mother sounds like she is cooler than Fahs.
1. And how could you not forget that Ms. Hudson has secretly been giving me basketball lessons after practices so I get better.

Now it's safe to say that the only reasons to be on team Fahs is because he has a snake and he coaches basketball (assistantly.)
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Week 8-How it Went Down

"For sale: baby shoes, never worn."

I closed my journal after writing these meaningless words thinking to my self, "Why do I write useless things sometimes?" So I went outside to talk to Ethan who was standing at my porch for some reason. He proceeded to tell me, "If you can find something that you wrote that was six letters I will give ten dollars!" I rushed inside coming back out in 59 seconds to announce that I did, and he freaked out! I decided I had a talent to write stories in six letters, and made my name public worldwide with my story titled, The Baby Shoes for Sale that are Never Worn. I proceeded to become a useless author that made no money that almost nobody had respect for!
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Week 7-Spooky Scary

The rain was pouring down, and Jesse slowly walking avoiding the the rain by hiding under trees. He continued this sorrowful walk until he came to a run down house with vines and trees growing all over it. Being the only way to avoid the oncoming weather he chose to enter the building. Upon entering he noted that the inside was similar in looks to a scary mansion. Choosing to walk around and explore the place he noticed that there were multiple pages posted on the walls, and he decided that he should collect them. He started hearing these weird noises... kind of like static from a radio at times, but saw nothing. He thought he saw a figure of a man sometimes, but regarded that as a figure of his imagination. After collecting the 8th page he decided to walk back to the front door, but it was closed shut. He turned around to see the Slender Man standing there... Jesse hasn't been seen since.

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Week 6-The Unincredibles

I am Incredi-Boy! These are the words I used to live by until I was shot down by the man himself. I've grown in power since then and plan on taking down that useless Mr. Incredible. Through all this planning I've decided I want to build these giant spider things to kill him, because lets be honest who's not scared of giant spider creatures. He would coward down and be destroyed! *one week later* So the spider thing didn't work, but now I have his whole family! Nothing could go wrong now! *1 day later* Yeah that didn't work either... I'm beginning to think that I might lose this battle. *2 days later* Yeah I lost... screw this.
(To those of you who don't understand I was syndrome.)
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Week 5-Chronicals of Ezus pt. 2

Now in the point of view of Stone himself, I was sitting in the garden chewing on some fresh picked tomato with Bob. We didn't like people knowing that we were together so when we saw Jesse and Manda we were mortally enraged!We knew that we had to end their paths... long story there short they were spotted 15 years later in South Africa. Bob and I decided we needed to figure out the book of Ezus so we started the search. Fifteen years later we saw Manda and Jesse in South Africa and then we left. Will we ever find Ethan?
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Week 5-Jesse Swanson and the Chronicles of Ezus

He was sitting there, Jesse Swanson that is, looking upon this mysterious book he found. "The Chronicles of Ezus" the book read on the cover. The story read, "Fahs is slow and a ridiculously bad athlete." That's all the book consisted of, so Jesse went to Ethan's house where he found Miranda. Miranda said, "Are you looking for him to!" Jesse exclaimed, "Heck yes!" So they went to Stone's (my) house where they found Stone holding an axe with red stuff dripping off of it. "Hey guys." I said, "Me and Bob were just off cutting some cherries! Though the mystery of Ethan's whereabouts remain secretive, everyone now knows that Stone is still alive and happy with Bob Swaget.
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Week 4-Full Incredi-story Dead

Yup I'm waiting for Fuller House! Bob Saget is the king and that show is going to be great! Just like Full House, Fuller House will be an instant classic thanks to Bob Swaget. Now on a different note I really can't wait for just about anything Pixar has in store. Mostly The Incredibles 2, but all of those movies are great. I can't wait for another Toy Story... they can literally make 14 more of those and I will keep coming back for more! Or how about Walking Dead season six am I right! I can't wait to see what they do now that... jk I'm not a spoiler.
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Week 3-Jesse's Mind

There I am, on stage with all eyes peering upon me as I take a sip of ice cool refreshing water. I think about how I will present this new outbreak to the world. I calmly put the water down and speak into the microphone, "Good morning ladies and Gentlemen!" I hoped they would like this subject. "Today I came to explain the mindset behind the most complex thinking brain ever! After a massive train accident, and losing his life, Jesse Lee Swanson has decided to give us his brain for research problems. From this mass study my fellow researchers (Miranda and Ethan) and I discovered that Jesse actually had a massive tapeworm in his head! This shocking breakthrough has proven that even the dumbest of minds might be, just because they cant help it!" I stopped there and walked off the stage as the crowd roared and cheered my name!
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Week 2-I hate Myself (jk)

When I'm told to make a blog about how much i dont like myself I think hmm... but I love myself! I guess my biggest critique to myself would be being introverted. I hate the fact that I don't want to go talk to people I dont know! I want to be an extrovert but my body says no Stone you stay in your hollow shell you call home.. so I do. I guess I would also hate I haven't got to go to the gym for a while or earlier. When I was a freshman I should've worked out because I would be an athletic friggin monster. Thats it.
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Week 1-Schools back for winter, spring, and fall!

Yup school is great Hudson thanks for asking! I know for a fact that Calculus is pry my hardest class since Ethan and I have to use a book to teach ourselves. It's kinds hard but I'm up for the task. My easiest class is probably P.E since I'm the most athletic person since Bruce Jenner.. wait who? Never mind that special goals consist of not getting anything worse than an A and getting athlete of the year once again! I'm most definitely not looking forward to anything with Hudson! I hope that the first teacher institute is coming up.. I just wanna go back home. :'(
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