Week 5-Jesse Swanson and the Chronicles of Ezus

He was sitting there, Jesse Swanson that is, looking upon this mysterious book he found. "The Chronicles of Ezus" the book read on the cover. The story read, "Fahs is slow and a ridiculously bad athlete." That's all the book consisted of, so Jesse went to Ethan's house where he found Miranda. Miranda said, "Are you looking for him to!" Jesse exclaimed, "Heck yes!" So they went to Stone's (my) house where they found Stone holding an axe with red stuff dripping off of it. "Hey guys." I said, "Me and Bob were just off cutting some cherries! Though the mystery of Ethan's whereabouts remain secretive, everyone now knows that Stone is still alive and happy with Bob Swaget.
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Week 4-Full Incredi-story Dead

Yup I'm waiting for Fuller House! Bob Saget is the king and that show is going to be great! Just like Full House, Fuller House will be an instant classic thanks to Bob Swaget. Now on a different note I really can't wait for just about anything Pixar has in store. Mostly The Incredibles 2, but all of those movies are great. I can't wait for another Toy Story... they can literally make 14 more of those and I will keep coming back for more! Or how about Walking Dead season six am I right! I can't wait to see what they do now that... jk I'm not a spoiler.
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Week 3-Jesse's Mind

There I am, on stage with all eyes peering upon me as I take a sip of ice cool refreshing water. I think about how I will present this new outbreak to the world. I calmly put the water down and speak into the microphone, "Good morning ladies and Gentlemen!" I hoped they would like this subject. "Today I came to explain the mindset behind the most complex thinking brain ever! After a massive train accident, and losing his life, Jesse Lee Swanson has decided to give us his brain for research problems. From this mass study my fellow researchers (Miranda and Ethan) and I discovered that Jesse actually had a massive tapeworm in his head! This shocking breakthrough has proven that even the dumbest of minds might be, just because they cant help it!" I stopped there and walked off the stage as the crowd roared and cheered my name!
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Week 2-I hate Myself (jk)

When I'm told to make a blog about how much i dont like myself I think hmm... but I love myself! I guess my biggest critique to myself would be being introverted. I hate the fact that I don't want to go talk to people I dont know! I want to be an extrovert but my body says no Stone you stay in your hollow shell you call home.. so I do. I guess I would also hate I haven't got to go to the gym for a while or earlier. When I was a freshman I should've worked out because I would be an athletic friggin monster. Thats it.
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