Week 3-Jesse's Mind

There I am, on stage with all eyes peering upon me as I take a sip of ice cool refreshing water. I think about how I will present this new outbreak to the world. I calmly put the water down and speak into the microphone, "Good morning ladies and Gentlemen!" I hoped they would like this subject. "Today I came to explain the mindset behind the most complex thinking brain ever! After a massive train accident, and losing his life, Jesse Lee Swanson has decided to give us his brain for research problems. From this mass study my fellow researchers (Miranda and Ethan) and I discovered that Jesse actually had a massive tapeworm in his head! This shocking breakthrough has proven that even the dumbest of minds might be, just because they cant help it!" I stopped there and walked off the stage as the crowd roared and cheered my name!
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