Week 8-How it Went Down

"For sale: baby shoes, never worn."

I closed my journal after writing these meaningless words thinking to my self, "Why do I write useless things sometimes?" So I went outside to talk to Ethan who was standing at my porch for some reason. He proceeded to tell me, "If you can find something that you wrote that was six letters I will give ten dollars!" I rushed inside coming back out in 59 seconds to announce that I did, and he freaked out! I decided I had a talent to write stories in six letters, and made my name public worldwide with my story titled, The Baby Shoes for Sale that are Never Worn. I proceeded to become a useless author that made no money that almost nobody had respect for!
#keepreadingthishashtagandyoulleventuallyrealizeimjustsayingtreyislame