So get this... the chicken crossed the road simply because he had too! It was one regular evening at the chicken school when the teacher, an extremely aged hen, said to the class, "We're going to go outside today class. We are going to learn about outdoor safety today!" Every little chicken was so excited to get out of the dreaded classroom and do something fun. Upon walking outside there was a massive sized Ocelot ready to pounce on the puny chickens. He ate all of them with no hesitation, but at the last second the chicken crossed the road to save himself... But he got hit by a semi so it didn't really matter did it?
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Well, that's depressing
ReplyDeleteThe lesson I've learned here is to never take my classes outside.
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