So I walk in the club like what up I'm a secret operative. I'm so pumped up to shoot some terrorists in Jesse's shop. No seriously though I did walk in this club with my operative group named #squad consisting of Jesse, Miranda, Methan Mulz, and myself. While hiding behind cover we told Jesse to advance towards the terrorists while we cover him. Joke was on him we just let him get shot and killed. Next we three amigos went ahead and killed the terrorists to find a bomb hooked up. The timer was set at 3 seconds, but due to her quick reflexes and bomb knowledge Miranda defused the bomb. Methan and I on the other hand didn't really do anything at all.
#keepreadingthishashtagandyoulleventuallyrealizeimjustsayingtreyislame
hahahahhahah methan mulz??
ReplyDeletewhy must myself,the only black man, die first?
ReplyDeleteIt's not you... it's me
DeleteBahaha, Jesse you're def white. And Stone, we would do this to Jesse.
ReplyDeleteWow you're so mean to Jesse XD
ReplyDeletethis is quite possibly the most perfect piece of literature I've ever read.
ReplyDeleteI just hope to be as cool as Methan Mulz one day
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